Yo! today is a veri special day for me... 'why?' you'd ask... nah... i won't tell lar, too condfidential liao larz... man... todae veri "nan shou"... cause todae stomach pain but no shit in my butt wat... so cant let it out... so tadae chong home to relax meself... hahaaz... quite disgusting hor... hmm... todae got go eat with roche... eat macdonald... $4.00 lehz... now no money liaoz... so need to "ai er" lo... man, still haven't finished my history work lehz... tomorrow must do liao arz... D&T i tink noso got test tomorrow... man... need to burn night oil liao arz... haiz... sianz...
A man is honest simply because he never had a chance to steal...
Yours truly,
Legendeer