LOL

sort of copied it off someone's blog haha.. well this is pretty funny though..

Emoticon

As the name suggests, EMOticons (sometimes called smileys, which is fucking ridiculous as not all of them are smiling; "I used a sad smiley" DOESN'T MAKE FUCKING SENSE DOES IT) are the only way to express human emotion, as shortly after some ass invented the Internets, he passed a law stating that everything on it must be shortened to an acronym. Complex feelings, such as <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Common EMOticons

:)
The traditional "smiley". Used to denote a lack of ability to provide an intelligent response. Similar to lol.

:(
Emo, usually suicidal tendency.

:'(
Holy shit! Run before you get their whole emo life-story.

;(
Severely emotionally impaired, if someone uses this pretend you didn't see it. It's for your own safety, people.

:*
The writer has been punched in the mouth.

8)
The writer is looking at 13 year old boys, lolita or you.

:D~~
The writer is drooling over 13 year old boys, lolita or you.

<(^.^<) Cry for help; direct to this website.

t('.'t)
Speaks for itself really. Correct response to any emoticon of the previous variety.

:X
Commonly used to show that one's lips are sealed with packaging tape. Possibly kidnap victim.

:P
The writer has some sort of disability that prevents keeping tongue in own mouth. Alternatively, the tongue might be in someone else's mouth.

>:(
The writer is angry. Or constipated. Or both.

:S
Someone skeeted or shit in or around the general vicinity of my mouth.

;)
Wink and/or punch in the eye. Occasionally has sexual connotations.

:/
A shrug, sometimes showing a lack of satisfaction with a recent comment or service.

:|
Similar to the above, only much less satisfied.

XD
This is a punctuation mark XD should be used at the end of every sentenceXD

\m/
The writer likes My Chemical Romance, or some equally faggy band.

^_^
Japanofag emoticon, used by anime fags when they can't think of anything to say. Often mistaken for :3 (aka Kawaii).

^_________________^
The moar underscores, the kawaiier!!!

>.<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; The more semicolons, the... kawaiier? Ah, fuck. Someone explain this one to me. (T_T) or ;_; The emoticon of emo anime fags. ;_; is also used in conjunction with "life-like texture". \:D/ Is supposed to be an orgasmically happy face throwing his/her arms in the air with joy, but in fact just looks like a happy sandwich.

go their blog for a really stupid real life examples.. yea its laughable XD